Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Gay Like Me, cont.

It's happening.  Where?  Where else?  In almost a caricature of itself, the University of California is considering asking incoming students to declare their sexuality.

So, freshmen everywhere, listen up.  As I've instructed you before, when asked, mark "homosexual".  When challenged, respond with "repressed homosexual", then dare them to challenge you again.

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