Illinois, You're Killing Me

This is no joke. In liberal Illinois, necrophilia will soon be officially illegal as Democrats move to close a loophole that currently make the practice unprosecutable.

While the trend in progressive states seems to be in the direction of expanding the right to sexual relations between any and all adults, the fact that dead people were unable to demonstrate their consent moved lawmakers to make it against the law nevertheless.
Of course, dead people voting in the Land of Lincoln is another matter altogether, a time-honored tradition in fact, so there's no parallel movement ongoing to proscribe it.  Legal scholars helpfully point out the important distinction between having it done to you and doing it to others.