Wednesday, April 18, 2012

It Ain't Easy Bein' Cheesy

I thought all the liberal Democrats in Wisconsin were preoccupied with recalling their Republican governor until I stumbled across this headline:  "Wisconsin Cracks Down On Public Sex At Nude Beach" 

Nude beaches in Wisconsin?

I guess so, but as one group that uses the beach regularly is quick to explain, it's strictly "family-style nudism, where sexual preferences and harassments are not a public issue, where consumption of alcohol is controlled, where illegal activities and substances are forbidden.”

Family-style, that is, until the public sex on the beach got so out of hand that it began to offend those sun worshippers with more Victorian sensibilities.  As a result, on a website run by some of them, they even went so far as to draw a line in the sand by posting this warning:  “You will be expected to behave just as you would at any other public beach. If you don’t, someone will likely correct you or a Ranger will arrest you...Tanning oil is for tanning, not for fun. Nudity is for fun, not sex on the beach. ‘Nuff said?”

Anyway, I thought the headline should instead have read:  "Prude Nudes Boo Lewd Nudes"

BTW, I can almost hear some of you asking, "C'mon Sage, how can you be so sure these nudists were in fact liberal Democrats?"


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