Monday, December 5, 2011


I'm just hoping my wife reads this headline and story:

"Man Electrocuted While Working on Christmas Lights Display"

No other reason...just hoping.


  1. Two thoughts: 1)The headline is misleading. It implies the cause is the lights and not the ladder. 2) I hope Mrs. Sage reads it as well, and your response, and next year she hires a handsome, highly-paid professional to do the job! Merry Christmas!

  2. Unless the guy can fly, a ladder is necessarily part of the chore.

    But it'll never happen anyway. The currently UNPAID nature of the job leaves her with more money to buy a new pair of shoes.

    Merry Christmas yourself!

  3. A woman with priorities.....