Tuesday, March 22, 2011

God is Dead

Or soon will be, at least statistically so, in places like Australia, Canada, Finland, the Netherlands, nine countries in all.  Check it out.

As news of this phenomenon spreads, I wonder if we can expect Greenpeace or the Sierra Club to launch campaigns to raise funds for the sending of missionaries to these countries?  If they act quickly, there may still be time to keep alive at least some of these exotic God-fearing people.  Perhaps they could humanely capture a few healthy representatives of the species and place them in a state-of-the-art zoo in San Francisco, for example, a near replica of their natural habitat in an otherwise hostile environment.  Safely housed, all interested observers could come and witness these strange people practice their even stranger rites?

Heaven knows something must be done, and soon.  If we can save the North American Condor, surely we can save the North European Lutheran.

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