Saturday, February 4, 2012

Low Eye Cue

Check out this headline and story: "Intelligence Study Links Low I.Q. To Prejudice, Racism, Conservatism"

It's not my fault then, correct?

So where do I go to get my subsidy started?  Who do I see about my government grant?  Does this mean they'll forgive my mortgage?  Shouldn't there be a tax break?  Where's the block on this form to mark "Low I.Q."?  How much more time will I get to take the exam?  The "passing" score's lower, right?  Ain't I entitled to a parking space?  When will the first check arrive?  Huh?  When?  I got my rights you know?

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