Federal Judge Walker Sat on a Wall

And he ruled...literally.

"But that's not what 'marriage' means Judge Walker."

"When I use a word,' Judge Walker said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less."

"The question is," said California, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."

"The question is," said Judge Walker, "which is to be master -- that's all."

There you have it, a liberal judge practicing liberal jurisprudence, as he lives and breathes.